Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

I've only known you for ~4% of your life, but even that short time made it so easy to love you.

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This is more of a "thanks for being born"

The only thing you get is this cake…

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This is more of a "thanks for being born"

RECAP OF THE RIDDLER'S QUEST

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I cherish the memories we've made together, and I can't wait to make a whole lot more

Things

These are just a few things that remind me of you and make me smile

That

These

LOL

and like 1000
other things…

deciding what to watch for an hour and you falling asleep immediately

whenever i see something at costco that I want but know i dont need

whenever i cancel my plans and stay home to play video games

when it takes me multiple tries to pay for parking at the meter

when i see someone struggle to reverse into a parking spot

when my speaker stops playing music for no reason

any time i can't remember a famous person's name

when netflix recommends i watch a space movie

when i cant decide what to watch when im alone

when i see the little blue hairclip in my bathroom

when you i see your name pop up on my phone

when i see the bottle of nyquil in the cabinet

when i see a ribbed piece of kitchenware

falling into the pit on the big juan couch

every time i see a ford edge on the road

whenever someone talks about physics

whenever i go to a starbucks drivethru

that random hair tie under the couch

finding your underwear in my dryer

when my baba makes cabbage rolls

when i do a crossword on my phone

when i see a campfire on the beach

when i see a really cool tchotchke

when i have to use a supercharger

any type of sausage-based food

i think about ballet every monday

when i see a kid holding a balloon

when i see a cracked windshield

when i see a juicy georgia peach

when i walk past the thermostat

waking up with my arm asleep

when you try to talk to my baba

slot machines and waterfalls

when i see a purse on the floor

finding your hair on my pillow

when i see a personality quiz

when i see a homeless man

when you text me "im home"

every time i water my plants

when mac miller comes on

when my air fryer "dings"

when its completely quiet

when i see a shooting star

when you scratch my head

a good book ill never finish

when i get way too drunk

when i see a funny meme

when my head gets cold

the smell of lighter fluid

movie theatre popcorn

cold pizza for breakfast

doing nothing with you

when i drive on hwy 6

when i see a cool rock

when im working late

when i see the moon

reclining movie seats

when im low on eggs

when i see a peony

brooklyn pepperoni

when i go to bed

ball gags (sorry)

fireball + carrots

when i vaccum

sleepy time tea

grocery stores

every time i trip

when i get sad

ferris wheels

when it rains

bad karaoke

naturopaths

the blacklist

sundresses

long drives

pool tables

pickle juice

mortadela

bad jokes

therapy

puppies

parks

ikea

you

LOVE YOU BIG JUAN

From Aleks (2022)